Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery.

Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

We've all been there. You've been studying hard, the day of the BIG test arrives, you turn over the paper, and `what the *&%@ does that mean?!' Not a clue.

Some students, rather than admit defeat, choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions.

Packed full of hilarious examples, this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers, parents and students alike - and anyone who's ever had to sit a test.