Write your very own a) strangely brilliant; b) pretentious AF; c) just plain awful multiple-choice poems with virtually no effort on your part. Finally, you too can be a poet without having a black turtleneck or any writing talent whatsoever! Choose your favorite multiple-choice fill-in options for each line, and just like that, you're a modern-day bard, a "published writer," an instant poet-or some combination of the three.

• Move over, Robert Frost. We've created the future of poetry books!
• More than 55 multiple-choice poems-haiku, sonnets, free verse, and more-ready to be authored
• Paperback; 5.5 x 7 inches, 128 pages